the gaurd asks the American what he wants to bring with him. the American replies " I wish for my wife to go with me."
The gaurd asks the Irish man what he wants to bring with him. The Irish man replies "I wish for liquor."
The gaurd asks the Polock what he want to bring with him. The Polock replies " Well, I haven't got much, SMOKES!"
20 years pass, and the three men are being released.
The american walks out with his wife and three kids.
The Irish man is still wasted and invites the guard in for a drink.
When they open the Polock's cell, he just looks at the guard and asks "GOT A LIGHT?"
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