Benign - What you be after you are eight. Artery - The study of paintings. Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria. Barium - What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome. CATscan - Searching for kitty. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her. Colic - A sheep dog. Coma - A punctuation mark. D & C - Where Washington is. Dilate - To live long. Enema - Not a friend. Fester - Quicker than someone else. Fibula - A small lie. Genital - Non-Jewish person. G.I. Series - World Series of military baseball. Hangnail - What you hang your coat on. Impotent - Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane. Morbid - A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates. Node - I knew it. Outpatient - A person who has fainted. Pap Smear - A fatherhood test. Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative - A letter carrier. Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery. Rectum - Damn near killed him. Secretion - Hiding something. Seizure - Roman emperor. Tablet - A small table. Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport. Tumor - More than one. Urine - Opposite of you're out. Varicose - Near by/close by.
