Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under not admitted.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Two Arkansans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"Yeah, alright, if you can guess, I'll give You both of them."
"OK, Ummm, five?"
The Arkansan and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.
"No," he Replied.
A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"
"No", he said again. "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."
In a small town in Arkansas...A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered. They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I jus call 'LeRoy,' and they all come run'n in." "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I jus say, 'LeRoy, come eat y'a dinner'," she answered. "But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked. "Oh, That's easy," she said. "I jus use their last name!"
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