Chinese In Five Minutes


English phrase = Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. = Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man = Dum Gai
Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!! = No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift = Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? = Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution = Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. = No Pah King
Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? = Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright = Yu So Dum
I got this for free = Ai No Pei
I am not guilty = Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer = Wai Go Nao?
Meeting was scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived = Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight = Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
He is a fat man = Wun Fat Gai


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Submitted on: 25 February 1999 by Buster Love
Joke ID: 1716


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