Dr. Suess Version Of Starr Questioning


Mr Starr: Starr I are. I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see..
Did you grope Miss Lewinsky
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?
Mr Clinton: I did not do that here or there...
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that near or far...
I did not do that Starr you are!
Mr Starr: Did you smile? Did you Flirt? Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie when called upon to testify?
I do not like you Starr you are... I think that you have gone too far!
I will not answer any more... Perhaps I will go start a war!
The public's easy to distract... when bombs are falling on Iraq!

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Submitted on: 2 February 1998 by Sitra
Joke ID: 182


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