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Chelsea Tries To Find A Husband

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Chelsea met a young man at college. Things began to look serious, so she brought him home to meet her father. They seemed to be getting along nicely, when Bill turned to Chelsea and said, "Honey, I need to speak with you privately. " When the two were out of earshot the President turned to his daughter and said, "I'm sorry dear, but you cannot marry this fellow. He's your half-brother. You see, I met his mother once and, well, you know..."

Chelsea was naturally upset. She went back to school and tried to put it out of her mind. She met another fellow and when things appeared serious she brought him home to meet the Pres. They were sitting at the table and talking when the President said, "Excuse me Chelsea, but we need to talk privately." Once again, he pulled her aside and told her that she could not marry this boy because he was her half-brother.

Chelsea burst into tears and stormed out of the room. She ran to Hillary and
cried, "I'll never get married. He's messed around with everybody!" Hillary
put her arm around her and said, "Don't worry, darling. You can marry whomever
you want. He's not really your father."

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Submitted on: 18 November 1998 by Buster Love
Joke ID: 941

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