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Italian Talks Dirty

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma, she come firsta. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again anda pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, calma down lady," said the man. "Ima justa telling my friend how to spella Mississippi."

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Submitted on: 2 June 1998 by Funny Girl
Joke ID: 498

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