Lawyer Jokes

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Submitted on: 15 September 1998 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 666

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