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Mirror, Mirror

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Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie *poof* - - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, " I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." - - - *poof* The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive ! - - - *poof* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...." - - -*poof*

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Submitted on: 20 November 1998 by Goose
Joke ID: 151

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