Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead competed in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition: The brunette came in first, and the redhead was a close second. Much later, the blonde finally reached the shore, completely exhausted and near the point of drowning. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she muttered, "I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
