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She Was So Blonde

- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

- she got stabbed in a shoot-out

- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

- she thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

- she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

- she sat on the TV and watched the couch

- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

- she tried to drown a fish

- she thought a quarterback was a refund

- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

- if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back

- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade

- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"

- she tripped over a cordless phone

- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius"

- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless

- she studied for a blood test - and failed

- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center

- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

- she sold the car for gas money

- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends

- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill

- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead

- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home