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More Blonde Jokes

• She thought a quarterback was a refund
• She thought General Motors was in the army
• She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
• She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
• At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius"
• She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept
• She sent a fax with a stamp on it
• Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
• She tripped over a cordless phone
• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate"
• She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
• She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
• She studied for a blood test
• She sold the car for gas money
• When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead
• When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home
• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
• She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
• She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening
• She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front"
• She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company