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Buying Condoms

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A guy goes into a drugstore and tells the clerk," I want some condoms but I don't know what size I need. The clerk said "go to aisle 6 and see Ruby, she will help you". So the guy goes to aisle 6 and Ruby grabs his crotch. "Small, she yells, the guy runs out of the store completely embarrassed.

A 2nd guy comes in and says "I need some rubbers but dont know what size'" go see Ruby on aisle 6 says the clerk. He goes to see Ruby on aisle 6 and she grabs his crotch. " Large " she yells back to the clerk. The guy struts up front and buys his condoms.

Soon a 16 year old boy comes in and says I'm a virgin ,I need some rubbers. Again the clerk sends him to Ruby. Ruby grabs the young boys crotch and yells to the clerk "Clean up on aisle 6".

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Submitted on: 20 November 1998 by Goose
Joke ID: 150

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