Ronald Reagan:
I don't recall.
L.A. Police Department:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Saddam Hussein #2:
It is the Mother of all Chickens.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes!
The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
The Pope:
That is only for God to know.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
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