"Yessir," Joe replied with confidence.
The went back to the car and returned with two bricks, walked around behind the elephant and smashed his ***** between the bricks. Sure enough that elephant jumped, quite high too. The man left ten-thousand dollars richer.
Joe needed a new plan. It is a well known fact that elephants can't nod their head "yes" and then shake their head "no". Joe offered ten-thousand dollars
to any person who could make his elephant nod his head "yes" and then shake his head "no", but it costed one-hundred dollars to try. People came from near and
far to try, but to no avail. Joe became not so poor once again. Then one day the nicely dressed man returned and asked Joe, "You'll give me ten grand if I can make that sucker nod his head "yes" and shake it "no"?"
"Yessir," Joe replied with confidence.
The got the same two bricks from the Caddy and stood in front of the elephant.
"Remember me?"
The elephant nodded "yes".
"Want me to do it again?"
The elephant shook his head "no".
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