Welcome to the psychiatric hotline... If you are an OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE, ......Please press 1.................... over and over and over again
If you are a CO-DEPENDENT,.....Please ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES,.....Please press 3..... 4.....5.....6.... and 7
If you are PARANOID-DELUSIONAL,.....We KNOW you and WHAt you want... Just stay on the ......line so we can trace this call.
If you are SCHIZOPHRENIC, .....Listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which .....number to press.
If you are MANIC-DEPRESSIVE,.....It does not matter which number you press.... no one will ..... answer.
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