Snail Knocks On Door


A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there.

He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat.

He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.

Ten years later, he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there.

He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat.

The snail says, "What the fuck was that all about?"


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Submitted on: 22 March 1999 by Buster Love
Joke ID: 1924


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