AUDI: Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW: Big Man Wannabe
BUICK: Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily (or Found On Road Dead)
GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
GMC: Garage Mechanic's Companion
JEEP: Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
MAZDA: My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Drive Slow-Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PLYMOUTH: Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB: Sad Attempt At Beauty
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TRIUMPH: The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TOYOTA: Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A
And the Webite That Started It All
