G 

You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day

-You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
-You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
-Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
-Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
-Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
-You wake up and your braces are locked together.
-Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
-Your income tax check bounces.
-You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
-Your wife says "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.