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Clones are people two
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
what if there were no hypothetical questions?
No sense being pessimistic. It won't work anyway.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation with representation isn't so hot either.
Who are the beta testers for preparations A through G?
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the others later.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales! Trade them in for valuable prizes.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Sure you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.


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Submitted on: 20 October 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1124


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