Why does anyone cross a road?


QUESTION:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

ANSWERS:

Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.

Ronald Reagan:
I don't recall.

L.A. Police Department:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Saddam Hussein #2:
It is the Mother of all Chickens.

Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes!
The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

The Pope:
That is only for God to know.

Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?


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Submitted on: 2 February 1998 by Bob Sloop
Joke ID: 181


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