Bear Warnings


In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska
Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters,and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.

We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to
startle bears that aren't expecting them.

We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.

Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear shit.

Black bear shit is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear shit has little bells in it and smells like pepper.


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Submitted on: 19 November 1998 by Goose
Joke ID: 954


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