Last Request


Three guys are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Italian responds, Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then executed.

The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then executed.

The Jew requests a plate of strawberries. "STRAWBERRIES ????"

"Yes, strawberries."

He is told "But they are out of season!"

"So, I'll wait..."


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Submitted on: 19 March 1999 by Patty Sharp
Joke ID: 1915


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