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My Car Will Go On

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MY CAR WILL GO ON...HOPEFULLY
(different version of "my heart will go on from TITANIC)
Intro: wispy woodwind

Verse 1:

Every time I start you, I hear you, I feel you
Telling me you cannot...go on.
Far away the Hyundais, the Yugos, they beat us
At 45mph you slowly...go on.

Chorus:

Near, far, wherever you park
I can see you, oh brown, ug-ly car!
Once...More...I don't lock the door
And no one'll try to steal it, my car will go on and on

verse 2:

The battery died that one time, and stalled me a lifetime
I watched as all the others...go on
How the kids they would laugh, the fan belts, do
screech-scratch
When I drive with the fan...turned on

Chorus:

Near, far, wherever you park
I can see you, oh brown, ug-ly car!
Once...More...I don't lock the door
And no one'll try to steal it, my car will go on and on

Super-chorus:(same melody, but raised two keys)

This...year..., there's nothing I fear
I got triple-A card to go on
On...the...405 Freeway
I reach for the call box and, my life will go on and on..

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Submitted on: 8 May 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 409

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