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Great One-Liners

• Did you hear about the baby seal that walked into a club?
• A three legged dog walks into a bar, and says anybody seen my paw.
• A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, why the long face.
• A giraffe walks into a bar, and the bartender says one long neck coming right up.
• A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says, what is this some kind of joke.
• A guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables, the bartender says don't start nothing.
• A termite walks into a bar, and says is this bartender.