1. Today I will equate material possessions with love.
2. Today I will make new friends based solely on how he or she can further my career.
3. Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.
4. Today I will taunt others until they cry, and then tell them they are too sensitive.
5. Procrastination is a safe and effective way to deal with decisions.
6. Team playing is for insecure people who aren't capable of doing things on their own.
7. I must hurry, hurry, hurry to live my life. The future looks bleak.
8. Today I will misuse big words to test other people's intelligence.
9. It is okay for me to read other people's mail when I feel suspicious, as long as I cover my tracks by acting shocked that it's opened.
10. My life is harder than everyone else's; therefore I deserve praise for every little thing I do.
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