13. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
12. WARNING:consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
11. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
10. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
9. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are praying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
8. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the HELL happened to your pants.
7. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary whose species and or name you can't remember.
6. WARNING:consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns.
5. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
4. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
3. WARNING:consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
2. WARNING:Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally "disappear".
1. WARNING:Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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