10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale. 5. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns." 4. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers. 3. Sleep 'til 6 a.m. 2. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite butt. 1. Churn butter neeked.
