1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she is yours.
2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep.(Note: This will cost you in the long run.)
7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right: Fourteen years of hard labor for a wife.
8. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.
9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone.
10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.
11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen the ... woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me."
12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife (prepare to lose four sons, though).
13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea; it's the law.)
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