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Things Not To Say During Sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked.
2. You woke me for that.
3. Oh, did I mention the video camera?
4. A little rug burn never hurt anybody
5. Person 1 "This is your first time right?" Person 2 "First time today."
6. Do you except visa?
7. On second thought, let me turn off the lights.
8. Hope your as good looking when I'm sober.
9. Got any penicillin?
10. (Holding a banana) Its just a little trick I learned at the zoo.
11. I want a baby.
12. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
13. Did I take my pill?
14. Put that blender back in the kitchen.
15. Your good enough to do this for a living.
16. When is this suppose to feel good.
17. Did that leak come from the water bed?
18. I told you this wouldn't work without batteries.
19. Its nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate.
20. There not cracker crumbs, that a rash.
21. Now I know why he/she dumped you.
22. Does your husband own a sawed off shotgun?
23. What tampon?
24. I have a confession........
25. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time.
26. Does this count as a date?
27. Hey, when is it going to be my friends turn?
28. You mean your not my blind date.