60 degrees
- Californians put their sweaters on.
50 degrees
- Miami residents turn on the heat.
45 degrees
- Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
40 degrees
- You can see your breath
- Californians shiver uncontrollably
- Minnesotans go swimming.
35 degrees
- Italian cars don't start.
32 degrees
- Water freezes.
30 degrees
- You plan your vacation in Australia.
25 degrees
- Ohio water freezes
- Californians weep pitiably
- Minnesotans eat ice cream
- Canadians go swimming.
20 degrees
- Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
- New York City water freezes
- Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
15 degrees
- French cars don't start
- The cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 degrees
- You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 degrees
- American cars don't start.
0 degrees
- Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 degrees
- German cars don't start
- Eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
-15 degrees
- You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
- Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
- Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 degrees
- Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
- Politicians actually do something about the homeless
- Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
- Japanese cars don't start.
-25 degrees
- Too cold to think
- You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 degrees
- You plan a two week hot bath
- Swedish cars don't start.
-40 degrees
- Californians disappear
- Minnesotans button top button
- Canadians put on sweater
- Your car helps you plan your trip South.
-50 degrees
- Congressional hot air freezes
- Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 degrees
- Polar bears move South
- Minnesota Vikings fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 degrees
- Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 degrees
- Hell freezes over
- Clinton finally tells all.
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