Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend were picking berries. Suddenly, along came two huge bears--a male and a female.
The lawyer dashed for cover. Sadly, his friend was eaten by the male bear.
The lawyer tore into town to get the local sheriff, who grabbed his rifle and dashed back ot the berry patch. The bears were still there.
"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male. The sheriff looked the bears up and down, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and SHOT THE FEMALE.
"Why did you do that?" exclaimed the lawyer, "I TOLD you he was in the other bear!"
"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?"
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