Baby Talks At Birth


A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked.

"Yes, I am."

The baby said "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes, I am," she said.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born" he said.

He then looked at his father and asked "Are you my father?"

"Yes, I am," his father answered.

The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"


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Submitted on: 8 January 1999 by Mike Herman
Joke ID: 1358


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