Just Some Random Thoughts


If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.
If I'm not back in five minutes... Wait longer!
If it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it.
If it aint broke, it aint mine
If there's more than one answer, it's not a stupid question.
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you think something outside of yourself is the cause of your problem, you will look outside of yourself for the answer.
If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
In this world, there are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
Information is hard to get. Using it is even harder.
Learn that which you can't experience. Experience that which you can't learn.
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Never confuse moving fast with going somewhere.
Nobody is as deaf as those who choose not to hear.

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Submitted on: 17 September 1998 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 677


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