Ollie North Virus
Plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files.
Oprah Winfrey Virus
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB then slowly expands to 300MB.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back...
O.J. Simpson Virus
It claims that it did not, could not and would not delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did.
Ronald Reagan Virus
Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.
Ross Perot Virus
Activates every component of your system, just before the whole darn thing quits!
Politically Correct Virus
Never calls itself a virus, but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."
Adam and Eve Virus
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.