President Should Resign


Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Representative Dick Armey (House majority Leader), who when asked if he were in the President's place, would he resign, responded:

"If I were in the President's place I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?"

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Submitted on: 20 October 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1153


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