The policeman says: "The president is so depressed about being impeached that he stopped his motorcade, and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, and he doesn't have the NULL million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh, really?" the Marine says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 33 gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."