The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's usually three different stories. -Sam Donaldson
If the president could convince every woman in America that the Bible says oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote. -Newt Gingrich
What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same thing. -Kenneth Starr
The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the entire Grand Jury. -Monica Lewinsky
Shouldn't the president be held to the same standards as a TV sportscaster? -Marv Albert
The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern. -OJ Simpson
If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any of my own work done. -Vernon Jordan
Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door is locked. -George Stephanopoulos
