What's In A Dream


Bill Clinton has a dream in which he meets George Washington. He says "George, tell me what I can do to make things better for the people?"

George Washington replies "Lower the taxes."

Clinton says "I can't do that."

The next night he dreams again, but this time Thomas Jefferson is there. "Thomas Jefferson," Clinton says, "Tell me what I can do to make things better for the people?"

Jefferson replies "Lower the taxes."

Clinton says, "I can't do that."

The next night he dreams again, but this time Abraham Lincoln is there.

"Abraham Lincoln," Clinton says, "what can I do to make things better for the people?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."


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Submitted on: 13 October 1998 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 842


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