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Clinton Driver Kills A Pig

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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.

About one hour later, Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?" asked Bill. "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them", asked Clinton. The driver replied, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".

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Submitted on: 10 February 1999 by Buster Love
Joke ID: 1533

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