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New Fangled Car Radio

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A woman bought a new Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway there, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer where she found her salesman and began to angrily explain that her radio was not working. They must replace it, she insisted, since it only had one radio station.

The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was the latest in digital technology and was voice-activated. She would only need to state aloud the type of station that she wanted and the car would find it.

She got into the car, started the engine and then said the word "country," and the radio changed to a station playing a tune by Deana Carter.

She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio again and said "rock 'n' roll," and the radio station changed to a song by the Rolling Stones.

Quite pleased with herself, she continued driving. A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light forcing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. She angrily exclaimed, "Freakin', Low-life Idiot!"

..and the radio cut over to the President's press conference...

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Submitted on: 5 February 1999 by Vicki Maupin
Joke ID: 1489

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