The Hair Cut


The Hair Cut

The son of a minister asked if he could discuss the use of the car. His father said, "I'll make deal with you, You bring up your grades, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."

After a month the son asked again about the car. His father said "Son I've been real proud of you. You brought up your grades and studied your Bible, but you didn't get your hair cut."

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. Sampson had long hair, Moses had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

His father said "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went."


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Submitted on: 30 July 1998 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 562


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