Adam You Cheapskate


Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. God asked Adam what was wrong. Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God decided he would give him a companion and it would be a woman.

God told Adam that the woman would cook for him, wash his clothes, and always agree with every decision he made. She would bear his children and never ask him to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She would not nag him and would always be the first to admit she was wrong during a disagreement. She would never have a headache, and would freely give him love and compassion whenever needed.

Adam asked God what a woman like this would cost him. God told him, "An arm and a leg."

Adam replied, "what can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history......


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Submitted on: 26 May 1998 by Jody Grizzel
Joke ID: 447


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