Missourian In Hell


A new arrival in Hell was brought before the Devil. The Devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledgehammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day the Devil went to check on the new arrival. To his disgust he found the man laboring away on the rock pile smiling and singing. The man explained to the Devil that the heat and hard work reminded him of summer days on his farm back in Missouri.

The next day the Devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees and 100% humidity. At the end of the day the Devil went to check on the man only to find him happily sweating and straining at his task. He explained to the Devil that it reminded him of cleaning out his silo in the middle of August on his beloved Missouri farm.

The next day the Devil told his demon to turn down the temperature to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end of the day the Devil, sure the man would be miserable now, went to check on him. But the man was singer louder than ever and twirling the sledgehammer like a baton. When the Devil asked him why he was so happy the man said, "Cold day in Hell, the Rams must have won the Superbowl"!!!!!


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Submitted on: 26 January 1999 by Jonie Jaouni
Joke ID: 1434


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