Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!" "Congratulations for what?" asks the consultant. "Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter.
"We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old." "But that's not true," says the consultant. "I only lived to be 40."
"That's impossible," says Saint Peter. "We added up your time sheets."
And the Webite That Started It All
