God says "No" and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live. Upon recovery she decided to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. She figured since she's got another 30 or 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of the hospital after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and stated, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years.
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
And the Webite That Started It All
