Three NCAA Coaches Go To Heaven


Three coaches flew to the NCAA convention. The plane crashed and all 3 died. All 3 noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a huge chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things.

Who are you?

What did you do?

What did people think of you?

The 1st person said, "I'm Bill Snyder and I turned the worst program in college football into a top 20 program. I've won at least 9 games and have taken my team to a bowl game four years in a row. The Kansas State fans think I'm great."

God said, "Fine Bill, stand on my right side."

The next person said, "I'm Steve Spurrier and I was the 3rd best coach in the nation. I won a National Championship last year. My teams are always ranked in the top 10 in the nation and the Gator fans think I'm great."

God said, "Fine Steve, stand on my left side."

The last of the three stood before God and said, "I'm Tom Osborne, and I am the winningest active coach in the NCAA. I've won two National Championships back to back. My teams have been to bowl games 25 years in a row. And the Nebraska fans think you are sitting in my chair.


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Submitted on: 18 March 1999 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1857


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