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Girl Wants Bigger Breasts

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A girl who was a flat-chested wanted to get breast implants but was scared.So she goes to a doctor, whose name is Dr. Smith, and tells him her situation. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully everyday and she got great boobs. One night she went to a party, got trashed, and went home with some strange guy. In the morning when she woke up, she didn't know where she was. She took a shower and left.

Later that day she was on a bus and realized that she forgot to do her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said "Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies."

A guy from behind her got up and asked her if she went to Dr. Smith and she said yes and asked him how he knew.

His reply was, "Hickory dickory dock..."

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Submitted on: 19 March 1999 by Vicki Maupin
Joke ID: 1917

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