A Son Loses A Father

A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked young Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss."

"Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?"

"He went blue and collapsed."

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Submitted on: 2 December 1998 by Gary Bibko
Joke ID: 332

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