What do the Republican and Democratic Parties have in common?
An extra lift ticket.
Grim Reaper Skier's Forecast.......Mostly Sonny.
If Sonny Bono skis into a tree and no one is around to hear it ... Does he make a sound?
NPR news's coverage of Sonny Bono's death stated that the former singer "had a great impact on the entertainment world and politics", to which many mentally added, "not to mention a tree."
The recent deaths of Michael Kennedy and Sonny Bono have led to concerns that more mandatory safety regulations are needed on the ski slopes. But all that's needed on the slopes are more politicians.
With Sony Bono's death our country has lost both a statesman and an entertainer. Although on the entertainment side, the only impression he could do was Michael Kennedy.
Why did Sonny die in a ski accident? After being a mayor and a congressman, he wanted to be a Kennedy.
Police reported he died a quick death.
Just like his solo musical career.
How was the body found?
Sonny side up.
How will the priest begin the eulogy?
"We are gathered together on this slalom occasion...."
New England and California scientists have been stumped. This is the only occurence they can document of the sap running into the tree.
What was Sonny Bono wearing when he died.
A Douglas Fir.
And the Webite That Started It All
